Keep it permanent so I’m not tempted to waste time around here in the future. So it begins with: I USED TO OWN A PITBULL. A wolverine is all about disuassion against attack from rival predators, and here it faces an animal that can not be dissuaded. 4,574 9. What is sad is that some of these stories may actually be true. I like how, once the question has been “answered,” the guy throws a caveat in there. Well, IAM (did he get paid for that dog food promotion?) T. TLC Legend. Eh, now that I think about it, cockfighting is kind of skeevy. I guess he shouted that from the mountaintops because he wanted everyone to know that this is not conjecture, this is a dictation of real-life events. Lol. (The following size comparison is adjusted to the average proportions (Length/Shoulder Height) of each animal concluded by very accurate calculations.). Share. There is not a better fighting K9 in the world. It is also called a skunk bear, a carcajou, or a glutton. So, have a pit bull, capture a wolverine, and throw them into a bedroom. Análise Real e um pouco da anatomia e comportamento combativo desses dois animais.Inscreva-se!! That gives it a crucial tactical advantage. He then states that he “captured A WOLVERINE,” again, the caps must be to reinforce the fact that both of these animals were under his roof at the same time. Well, the Pits only chance is to wear the Wolverine out. I would bet dollars to donuts this guy never stepped foot into, much less graduated from, a High School. Really? Wolverine vs dog собака против росомаха Woken up at 4:15am this morning by Tabetha screaming from downstairs for me to come down...OMG...OMG...OMG!!! Share with: Link: Copy link. So, we can surmise, that not only did the wolverine kill the pit bull, but it also ate the damn thing. 13 comments. This is quite representative of most of the posts. Hyena. The um…STORY continues. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4SgwvIxhnw, https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1204478262933111&set=pcb.1204483316265939&type=3&theater. But I favor the Wolverine thus far. I’ll throw a few, what I believe are serious responses to this ridiculous question. New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. "ahh.. Well it will surely take a long time to kill me!" ( Log Out /  Search for: wolverine vs pitbull video Published by on December 13, 2020 on December 13, 2020 Pound for pound a good game pitbull is hard to beat. North American Wolverine vs African Spotted Hyena: who wins? Wolverine gets my vote as it has durable skin and more weaponary. I assume it is supposed to say, “Can a Pit Bull Dog Kill a Wolverine of the [Same] Size [and] Weight.” Well, can it? It could not have been a Pit Bull, because their digits are teeny-tiny; it also has a “Pro-Wolverine” spin, and it could not have been a human, because there is not much in the way of rational thought. Now, maybe one could fatten a pit bull up to 200 pounds, which would explain why it lost the fight, because it could HARDLY MOVE. 63% Upvoted. But wolverine can hunt a coyote. It does not matter that the two lived under the same roof for a year, and one would think would be familiar enough with each other by then to simply lie on the rug or the bed until their master/buddy opened the door again. I will say, on a different note, that I am in favor of changing the spelling of the word “bastard” to “bastaaastard,” the latter being the pejorative, and the former retaining its literal definition. Phwoar nice!! Nevertheless, The Pit will simply tear it up - suffering some minor injuries (bites) throughout the fight. so you think a pitbull is more agile than a wolverine? Spotted hyena vs cougar Wolverine vs pitbull Who wins these matchups? I will say that, most of the posts are “Pro-Pit Bull,” so maybe WOLVERINEowner needed to come out of the gate on the offensive, feeling backed into a corner. There is one SPECIFIC post that inspired me to blog about this thread. Then begins the narrative, which I’m sure the Nobel Committee is using to keep WOLVERINEowner in consideration for its next literature award. Wolverine vs Pitbull. Wolverine vs Pitbull. Imagine the guy telling this story hollering “FULL BELLY” while slamming his clenched fist on the bar at the local dive. Oct 25, 2009 #2 Bears kick the shit out of any big cat with ease. Either way, I found it funny, even if the subject matter is despicable. It would be worthy to watch Wolverine vs Gray wolf fight. At this moment I’m going to throw a “teaser” in here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Please, for the love of god, don’t do that. Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. I love dogs, I don’t see how anyone could fight them, but I suppose some people are far more depraved than I am. We witnessed a pretty fearsome brawl, with the clear winner taking the loser home for breakfast. You’re playing “internet tough guy” on an animal fighting forum, suggesting that you defeated a fierce predator in hand-to-hand combat? According to the United Kennel Club, a pit bull should weigh 30-50 pounds. The type of ghetto, fake-jeweled pant-sagging numskulls who normal black people find embarrassing. Hyenas are underwhelming individually, cougar wins. Remember, these things take time. What first appeared to be a simple fight between two locals, turned out to be a hunt. CAME. Staged vids of them fending off a single Wolf is not the same as taking down a pack. 4,574 9. prathap. So the pit bull was eviscerated, and once finished, the wolverine hunkered down and decided to grab an evening meal. It is sad, for sure, so I guess I just wanted to find some kind of silver-lining, even if it is in the way of a completely far fetched tall tale. No you didn't. Regardless, one day…yes, one day, a light bulb popped into this man’s head. The wolverine is short with bowed legs, long and sharp semi-retractable claws, and short rounded ears. Archived. The Pit will keep going until the Wolverine is dead. He and the wolverine duke it out, and it looked like he came out with a bloody hands. Some of these people probably fought and killed innocent dogs for a primitive blood lust. It is known that a coyote can hunt a pit bull / fight with pit bull and win. No, they just DUKE IT OUT! OUT. Yeah where did this fantasy "tired pitbull" come from? Here is the forum’s title: Can a Pitbull Dog Kill a Wolverine of the Size Weight? This would be one of those matches I’d pay to see happen under non forced circumstances of course. At least post a picture of your hands after you cleaned fish or something. "Real Pit" is difficult due to Pits being a bunch of different kinds of dogs, with variations in between. The author is suggesting that he is not making these events up, and in defense of that, offers up another ridiculous claim: that the pit bull and the wolverine each “wiegted” 200 pounds. Moderator:networks12. "Modern man is conditioned to expect instant gratification but any success or triumph realized quickly, with only marginal effort is necessarily shallow. I wish we could hear more about the capture. He must have gotten it in his freakin mind of who’s stronger. Post Aug 15, 2012 #1 2012-08-15T07:25. Who would come top in this encounter (Your vote has been cast.) Maybe he has four hands and only one set was bloody, so it was “a bloody hands.” Also, he says me and him duke it out too, as if this is a regular occurrence, but then the result insinuates that it only happened once, and he causeed significant damage/killed it. 2. What many don't consider is that the Wolverine may be very strong for it’s size, but it kills all those prey with the sharp claws it has. If anything, I find plausible that the Wolverine would wear the Pit out more than vice-versa, especially because of the incredible agility of the Gulo, which is basically a 20kg wriggling weasel. Anyone with half a brain could draw these conclusions themselves, I don’t need to continue doing it for you. A wolverine I doubt could even get that high, but why am I making an earnest attempt to debunk this by using factual information? We had front row viewing to quite a spectacle. I’m sure I could beat LeBron James one-on-one, then I drilled a jumper against Triston Thompson to win the Eastern-Conference Finals. First of all, I want to state VERY clearly that I do not condone fighting animals. I can’t say for sure, and maybe this is presumptuous, but I imagine if I were raised in a similar environment and were black, I would feel the same way about the second group. Like, how do we know? However the Wolverine Foundation claim the largest wild wild wolverine they have verified is 45 pounds. Did the Wolverine drive too? The wolverine’s main defense against predators is its ferocity. I saw videos of them taking down entire wolf packs and were even able to fend off cougars and black bears. Wolverine claws are sharp and skin are bulky fat and tough. So what happened? "gulp" That's apbt vs wolverine in a nutshell. If you want to read the entire forum, feel free, unless you believe that whatever brain cells you have are at a premium, because there is going to be some intellectual collateral damage. If you think about it, we have actually learned something we, or at least I, never previously knew. Then “Pitbullish” insults people for thinking that their pit bulls are “the badest,” when “Pitbullish” him/herself kind of fell into their own trap. In case you have not noticed, waffling is one of my favorite past times. Both 55lb, in tact, adult males. Change ), You are commenting using your Facebook account. A. BLOODY. There’s certainly some entertainment in there, but after about five minutes, you’re not laughing anymore, you’re either angry at how cruel these individuals are, or you’re depressed because you thought the human race was a lot further along than it actually is. Dogo Argentino VS Mountain Lion Puma Cougar Fight - Trained Dogo Dog Attack Puma CougarToday we will compare Dogo Argentino and Puma with stars. It’s said an animal has to be twice the size of a quality game dog to even have a chance. He came out with one bloody two hands. On February 27th, 2004, history was made by one “WOLVERINEowner” himself. Trying frantically to get my PJ pants on (lets not discuss), I finally made my way down to the front door area. The type of redneck, white-trash Confederate Flag-waiving neanderthals who normal white people find embarrassing. I mean, if you are wondering of who’s stronger, a Pitbull and a Wolverine, and you have both at your disposal, what is the next logical step? Even though it is highly unlikely a Hyena and a Wolverine would ever come in contact, suppose they did, and decided to fight to the death, who would win? badger are killed by pit bulls.a wolverine would not be unless the pit got him quick.like a fast good hold on the neck.it has happened but not often.a badger is to low to the ground and not fast enough.the pit always kills them.see all this has been done and there are people that know.just not alot of this stuff happens these days in the U.S.A. Like, it’d be vicious. Then, “DOG-MAN J-ROC OF B-MORE” threw his hat into the ring: Glad his Pit Gus is “tuff.” I like how the second sentence begins with “I’M SURE HE’LL KILL A WOLF,” then in a strange turn of events, ends with the story of his dog “[coming] out on top,” after fighting a “Bull Masters.” We don’t need to get into the hilarious typos, but what I would like to discuss is this sentence beginning as a hypothesis, and the second clause transitioning to a story of his dog fighting another dog, linked by the word “than” (which is supposed to be “then”), as if two fights, one with a wolf and the other with a “Bull Masters,” had happened in chronological order, even though the first clause only speaks of a hypothetical match. The author then issues a challenge. A Ratel and a Wolverine would beat a Pitbull in a few seconds. Thank Taipan for the surprise moderation. My vote for wolverine here. Close. The Wolverine's defenses are good however - built low, very sturdy body, high endurance. Obviously the entire thread is stupid, but the post about the pit bull and wolverine-buddy was just too good. 10(63%) Wolverine. Then, “Dog-Man J-Roc of B-More” (is “B-More” his R&B group or something?) If you put the two in a small, enclosed space, they will immediately start fighting. share. Gave us some examples, cited his work. A pit bull that gets scared and backs down is a bad dog. The wolverine knows wjj. Calling everyone “freakin bastaaastards” was probably a bit gratuitous, since this forum was about as civil as a forum like this could have been. But after a while they became “buddies.”. Wow, that really adds insult to injury. At first, I had to wonder if this was written by a wolverine. If you don’t believe him, FOLLOW THE STEPS AND DUKE IT OUT. No, that is not a typo. I mean, by then they still should have known better, but I’m of a younger generation who grew up with computers (I was 16 when this thread was live), so maybe it is more obvious to me than older people, but I digress…. But that stance becomes hollow once they begin touting how tough their dog is. Spurred by the thread on Pit Bulls and Wolves, I thought I'd take this idea a little further and make the fight strictly WILD . Take some solace in the fact that this thread transpired over ten years ago, maybe we’ve evolved a little. Did he set a trap in the Siberian Tundra? This website uses cookies for functionality, analytics and advertising purposes as described in our. At first, Mr. Ish begins with a strong point: pit bull fighting is stupid. Maybe he took a vacation up to the Yukon and wrestled one out of a tree. This guy, unlike many of the others, seems to understand the difference in tone between regular font and caps, however, he does not appear to understand what is appropriate to emphasize and what isn’t. U. … Anyway, what we know is that he did not simply buy, or acquire a wolverine, he captured the son of a bitch. HOLY BUCKETS! They have dangerous retrackable claws, which are razor-sharp, large canine teeth able to bite right through the prey's skull with a force of nearly 1,000 pounds, and have an extremely muscely build body. WOLVERINE VS. JAGUAR. Wolverine wins. Wolverine absolutely crushes pitbull. Ative o Sino, de o Like e Comente! At this point, it would not be any more ridiculous for him to claim that his pet wolverine drove him to a football game. Love you <3. Well, obviously it is, but not on my end. Coyote is more look like a pit bull among wild animals. This thread is archived. Pit Bulls and Wolverines are like Beta fish. The Dog has a weight advantage, but despite being ferocious and having great stamina the Wolverine is on the same level. Right away we can see that somewhere in this discussion, Quantum Physics, Propulsion Engineering and the latter work of John Keats will likely assimilate themselves into the discourse. According to National Geographic, the typical wolverine weight is 24 to 40 pounds. Now, as Herman Cain once said, I don’t have facts to back this up, but I bet the wolverine strutted to the door, gripped the handle with his claws and swung that bitch open as if walking into an interview knowing he was already going to get the position. There is a reason people show up to dog fights with bully breeds and not wolf hybrids. I always favor grappler over Canis. It’s kind of like saying: “You shouldn’t drink because it is bad for you, but I bet I could pound an entire bottle of Jack.” Kind of missing the point. report. It…well, he…the wolverine um…. Battle. Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. 31 posts Read this two or three times and let it sink in: Talk about bursting into a room with guns blazing. Of course. Did they pop open a few cans of Stroh and watch 24 together? After the feast, the wolverine then “came out” of the room. And finally, just to add a cherry on top, and much like DOG-MAN J-ROC OF B-MORE’s pit bull, he goes “dirty and down” with anyone who has beef. All jokes aside, a Wolverine can hold it's own against wolves, and bears. Probably rubbed his stomach and licked his chops for effect. Was taken with an iPhone...bad quality since we were rushed and engrossed in watching the event, but thanks to the motion ability in the photo, we were able to see a bit of the coyote being drug away. Between a pitbull and a wolverine, I'd probably give it to the pitbull every time. Anyway, this is all making my head hurt. SORRY GUYS…especially if you are a pit bull lover, because the wolverine came out with a FULL BELLY! I don’t know, and I don’t care. Sort by. The common denominator between groups one and two is that both represent what one might consider the intellectual equivalent of “low-hanging fruit.”. Both Wolverine and Gray Wolf are similar-looking animals and it’d be tough to pick who will win or dominate in a fight between them. Jokes aside, the wolverine is way more agile than the pit. Genius. The pitbull is bigger (not by as much as many think at max weights, since particularly big wolverines reach 25kg while we rarely hear of working stock pitbulls weighing over 30, and they almost never exceed 35) but the wolverine is better armed. That one is signed, sealed, and ready for publication in a Harvard scientific journal. One Man’s uh…encounter? The learner always begins by finding fault, but the scholar sees the positive merit in everything. wolverine=/=pit bull>wolf. Due to its striking resemblance to the bear and the wolf, a wolverine is often assumed to be like a bear or wolf. He put a lot of thought into that one. Can a Pit bull Kill a Wolverine? I’m sure you’re at the edge of your seat. Hyena vs Wolverine . Fight to the death, who would win? I don’t give a rat’s ass about cockfighting, because chickens are stupid and someone would have killed the damn things for meat anyway, might as well get some sport out of it. HANDS. You put them in your bedroom to duke it out. “By the way, in case all of you were wondering, and I’m guessing you were, I am stronger than a wolverine.”. But then you stumble on it. False Memories: I saw a Killer Whale in a River, Plea To My Fellow Americans: Stop Being So Scared, Response to Big Horny’s Racist Syrian Refugee Video, Fantasy Sports vs. State of New York: Why no one is “right”. I recognize that I am already giving these people more attention than they deserve, so I only plucked out a few responses to get a feel for the forum’s atmosphere. To break it down simplistically, I have narrowed it to three types of people: I like to think I belong to the third group. Animal vs Animal > Wolverine vs. American Pitbull Terrier . Final verdict? save. LIKE. The wolverine’s scientific name does suggest that it is quite the glutton. Appearance, opportunities in the fight. ( Log Out /  Can you imagine the people who are commenting on this thread? ( Log Out /  Okay, I tried to come up with something snarky to detail the events, but nothing is better than the actual quote: It came to my freakin mind of whos stronger. prathap. Bach to regenerate the cells that I’ve lost. You would think he would have shouted the “bastaaastard” part; maybe he was mumbling that under his breath, out of frustration. This is my opinion: It's likely that a confrontation would begin with intimidation. Well, I take that back. That is the actual title of the forum. LOOKED. I. The pit bull would simply overwhelm the wolverine imho. Is that even necessary? What does that mean? "if you attack me I'll cause you pain!" Look, regardless, I DO NOT support dog fighting, and I certainly would not support fighting a pit bull and a Wolverine, but I had to comment on this gem, that I found on an internet forum. I always try to find humor in everything, even if it is insanely cruel. The jaguar is equiped with all necessary weapons to kill animals larger than itself. I only drew racial lines because, as a white dude, the first group of people make me sick to my stomach. Then he rubbed his belly and licked his lips to his buddy, meanwhile flicking his clawed thumb back to the pit bull’s corpse like a hitchhiker, as if to say “He ain’t gonna be botherin’ us no mo.'”. However, as you may have discovered later into the post, this is an objective, journalistic observation of what did happen when he um…fought his Pitbull and Wolverine…, (As a side note, I obviously put “Pro-Pit Bull” in quotes because, there is nothing progressive anywhere in this thread, so we have to work with what we have in context). The answer is yes. Strange, I thought this match was already made. this is a hard one because the claws of the wolverine could easily blind a pitbull and im sure when its on its back it will be clawing and swatting its ass off and even though the dog can fight with 1 eye it will be pretty hard but idk, if they both had a good running start and it started off with a wrestle for body position the pitbull would most likely come off victorious. Posted by 9 months ago. I guess I’ll say, I don’t really support cockfighting, but I I’m not exactly crusading to stop it. You are more likely to find a dog classified as a real "pit" or … No wild animal no matter how aggressive would ever do something like that. Seeing that Wolverines have great stamina and very good agility themselves, this would be highly difficult. A pit would just be another day in the park. Bears KO1 Big cats Male jaguar kills female lion. dog fighting, dumb people, idiot, internet forum, Pit bull, pitbull vs. wolverine, Wolverine. We’ll get into that in a moment, but first, one more post from one of these cretins: A lot of these people don’t understand caps lock, but this was 2004. WITH. Wolverine definitely wins . Total votes: 16. Pure genius. One of the greatest forum thread posts I’ve ever seen. Maybe they caught a few games at the Big House, wearing John Navarre and Braylon Edwards jerseys. ( Log Out /  He “USED” to own a Pit Bull…foreshadowing? You may have to keep the wolverine for a year to become buddies, and you also may need to fatten them both up to obesity. The wolverine, the largest member of the weasel family, is a bulky and muscular animal resembling a small bear. No animal on earth has, no animal on earth has come close. I cleaned it up a bit, but that’s basically what he said. Either the person who wrote that is one of the dumbest people to ever set foot in this universe, or they are the greatest undercover internet troll of all time. So the other comments range from “Team Pit Bull”, some “Team Wolverine”, and others insulting the entire premise. NO WAY. Luckily for him, the Wolverine was very magnanimous and forgiving; maybe the wolverine, after spending so much time with his captor, developed “Stockholm Syndrome,” who knows? Change ). You could probably imagine what all is going on in this forum, or maybe you were even brave/bored enough to read the thread yourself. I’m not huge into the government regulating things, but I’m starting to think we need to vet dog owners a little more. Maybe the wolverine “wiegted” 200 pounds after eating a 200 pound pit bull. I mean, at this point it is just nonsense. hide. I’ve made it my job to find dumb stuff on the internet and make fun of it, and sometimes that is born out of ignorance, stupidity, and downright cruelty.